Saint of Collapsed Timelines Minimalist Graphic Tee
Some of us didn’t just survive the collapse — we became the patron saints of it.
This isn’t merch. It’s a relic from your own resurrection.
White lettering centered on the chest — simple, sacred, and unapologetic.
A single gold halo stitched on the inner tag quietly marks it as part of the faith.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight drape (heathers blended per color).
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner lines and less waste.
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching.
- Pearlized tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty; Oeko-Tex certified for safety.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Some of us didn’t just survive the collapse — we became the patron saints of it.
This isn’t merch. It’s a relic from your own resurrection.
White lettering centered on the chest — simple, sacred, and unapologetic.
A single gold halo stitched on the inner tag quietly marks it as part of the faith.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight drape (heathers blended per color).
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner lines and less waste.
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching.
- Pearlized tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty; Oeko-Tex certified for safety.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors