If you’re part of Chaos Chapel, you automatically get bi-weekly coaching (still create an account below, though!) — because spiritual gremlins deserve consistent support and I refuse to let you do this whole healing thing alone in a corner like a Victorian ghost.

Not in Chaos Chapel?
You can still book individual and package support sessions whenever the universe implodes (or, you know, whenever you want to talk to an adult who won’t judge you).

Sessions are fully open-format:
show up for actual coaching, a structured breakthrough, an emotional dump, a meltdown, a moment of clarity, a spiral, a recalibration, or just to sit in the metaphorical church basement and breathe. I hold space for the whole mess.

Whatever you bring, we work with.
No shame. No rules. No holiness required.