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Not sure what to buy?
Need a last-minute offering for your favorite feral saint?
Trying to support someone’s healing era without pretending you know their size or vibe?
The Chaos Card lets them choose their own path to pleasure, ruin, or redemption — whether that’s a hoodie, a course, or another questionable life decision.
Perfect for birthdays, breakups, rebirths, and “I saw this and thought of your gremlin soul.”
Not sure what to buy?
Need a last-minute offering for your favorite feral saint?
Trying to support someone’s healing era without pretending you know their size or vibe?
The Chaos Card lets them choose their own path to pleasure, ruin, or redemption — whether that’s a hoodie, a course, or another questionable life decision.
Perfect for birthdays, breakups, rebirths, and “I saw this and thought of your gremlin soul.”